Ladies and Gentlemen, Elijah Wood.
“i dont date girls who sleep around”
aiight so you expect your “perfect girl” to wait around for your misogynistic slut-shaming ass while you jack off into a tube sock for years on end instead of actually developing your social skills to the point where maybe you’d be one of the “other guys” she chooses to sleep with
eat my ass
Marilyn Manson speech on blame.
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I suck at texting unless
- I am in a relationship with you
- You are my mom
- I need something
- Me and you are close as fuck